Those kids are glorified dude-bros. It's banal.
my boss just made his own remix to aaron carter's i want candy. i cant decide if its the funniest or most embarrassing thing ive seen
Btw, I'm really high so I apologize if anything I say gets translated into arabic.
And for your info. Don't pee outside with glow sticks. People will still see you.
I have to think about this realistically and not with my vagina.
I was preparing to do my walk of shame shirtless, but then I found my sweater, wallet and keys neatly piled under a tree in the park.
and then she started to quack like a duck and u started throwing bread at her
Can I bring home a duck? Dead serious
A group of drunk Marines just serenaded me, never leaving this place
Either I think of sex like a man, or all the men in Vegas are women.
You know it was a weird night when you find curly fries in your purse the next morning...
I thought you might think I was an idiot who thought cock rings prevent STDs,
I have just received a gold-medal-deserving sext. He wrote me a fucking novel. Not only am I incredibly turned on but I am beyond impressed. He is the sext god. I must bow to him.
I think my liver just tried to kill me, we need to slow down
I'm about to go get lunchables and alcohol. Take that adulthood
Randomize
