Let's play a little game called "Chill the Fuck Out" - you're our first contestant
Everything we own is covered in grass and KY
And if you don't call me, I will embarrass you publicly with a can of spray cheez.
We decided to smoke and then made crosses on our foreheads for ash wednesday
mom would be proud
Just had perfomance review. I was told the best example of my integrity was when I told my boss I was going to fail the random drug test due to my weekend coke binge. She said that took a lot of character.
i just remember pinky promising you guys to take care of him.
took adderall before wrapping presents, ended up making paper snowflakes for two hours
Singing high school musical songs with an old Russian woman I met on the bus. What are you doing?
So wise, so handsome, so good at oral sex.
But in today's society it's frowned upon not to wear pants in public.
My ladyscape is the envy of many and the shangrila of few. I will display it proudly.
I would reevaluate a bf who is happy with other guys doing me.
He also reminds me slightly of a pirate which i find strangely attractive
Btw I did not technically have a dick in me but I was naked in bed with a man during the last finals game so that is why the Warriors won
so hungover. idk whos house or comp im on
Like I’ve seen him completely trashed and I’ve also seen him rip shirtsleeves off with his teeth and I can’t tell if I’m intrigued or not
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