): 100 percent naked, unless you count a tiara as clothing.
last night you decided it was time to "get organized" and "straighten out your life." You pulled out a bag of troll dolls, sorted through them and got nostalgic. You demanded both andy and i take one and keep it forever.
u downloaded tardy 4 the party
then u started screaming about not wanting nene on the record
Gay TA. Finally going to boost my GPA your way.
Definately going to wake up wondering what happened to the other half of my lip.
Bitches at mcdonalds acting like they never seen a girl puke in her own coat pocket before
Naked Twister starts at high noon
Oh yes. Made out with a grandmother..... she had fake boobs and it was 330am. That makes it okay.
Mardi gras at its finest.
we drunk the bar out of liquor so the guy was selling us bottles of wine for $2a each. Only good thing to come outta this flood
Apparently I'm not allowed to call at 3am anymore and ask to speak to all his siblings. I was just trying to get to know the family
nope. just stoned. wishing i had a golf cart.
I ate the most amazing corn dog today.
I will probably dream about it.
A person can only vomit Fireball so much before they quit it forever
we played his NES Classic. Turns out there is a warp zone to my vagina.
hey can you come unlock the basement door? I'm trapped in here.
no I can't, you're a safety hazard. but, there's a beer keg down there somewhere. we don't have cups, but help yourself.
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