it seems that i get a boner from just about everything now
You say "arrested with two drunk girls" like it's a bad thing....
He couldn't say anything coherently but shot off a perfectly timed "that's what she said" when michelle said he'd have to ride in the trunk because she didn't have enough room up front.
Is it bad of me to apply as a night shift counselor at a boys orphanage purely because of how laid that would get me at bars?
Well for starters, her tits were hairy.
If those antibiotics mean you can't drink, ya might as well pack your bags and re-enroll next fall, because sobriety this week would be social suicide.
Worst luck of my entire life. Came in my own mouth
Okay. So my choices are the sleeping Guy who looks about twelve and a man that looks like he was the original sandman. Im gonna need a beer for this......
Drinking loves me for WHO I am
Dude I introduced the hot Russian girl to the hot Ukrainian girls. I am a UN ambassador
the cops accepted 42 wallaby way Sydney. and the cops, and cab driver accepted the new address. please tell the win i am experiencing
Lets trade lives
And i will lay in bed and piss all over everywhere, drink whiskey and have sex with married bears
His buddy came running in the room after we had sex, and started "sponging" the sweat off my forehead with his sport wristband.
Can I just swipe right on his dad?
Officially not baby mama #3. Celebration is in order.
Randomize
