even iPhones love lady gaga. everytime I type haha it trys to correct it to gaga. this is bullshit...
All you kept saying was "my dick ALWAYS causes problems".
my mom and grandma just had a splits competition. slut runs in the family
I've awoken at 3am again, in a night terror, just thinking about how big his dick was.
They drank shots out of my cleavage. Surprisingly, the one who did the best was a gay guy.
I've said it before and I'll say it again: your tits are a danger to gay men everywhere.
according to last night, I underestimated the size of my mouth and the possibilities of what can fit into it.
He had "Bad Bitches Only" tattooed above his dick. I don't know his name but I hope I find him again. I also don't feel that I lived up to the challenge.
My whole family just stopped to look at me and aknowledge how fucked up I am.
do you think our homemade porn will pass for my cinematography final?
She had never heard the term "grundle" before. Classiest girl I've met in months
We have a shopping cart in our front lawn. Also Mickey D's breakfast?
I think I just got drunk texted by my psychiatrist
My lease is up and I've been thinking, it's only fair that the guys I've fucked in this apartment in the past year help me move. They enjoyed the bed, now help me move it.
Bruh, I wanna absorb into the deck.
I wanna become a plank.
God I love xanex.
your fucking longboard fell on me while we were having sex you fucking hipster
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