That was a long time ago. She needed the money.
i hope the fucking fire crotch burns his mouth
oh wait, my morality sensor is a little fucked up since I almost let my little sister's friend blow me.
She used the word "fragged" in proper context. tell me that's not bust-nut hot.
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I totally just found ecstasy floating around in the bottom of my purse, it's almost like good karma from the time I lost that blow...but not quite
What drink are we having for lunch?
Shes 18 and still has a curfew. it was great. didnt have to worry about her still being here in the morning.
I want to pinterest what I want to do with my pubes. Why isn't there a board for that?!
My body is like , remember when you wouldn't let me puke last night? Good luck at work fucker.
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I woke up snuggling a bottle of water while Hercules played on Netflix. Whiskey Wednesdays
Tell him "come over but don't bring a flaccid dick"
Wear something tight
Had to drive my booty call home because he had an asthma attack after we had sex .. How was your night?
Also, full disclose I puked in a fruit barrel box
I like your optimism Chelsea but I'm not about getting my salad tossed
my friends roomated asked me this morning if we went to mcdonalds last night and i had no idea...that is until i checked my purse and found half a mcdouble in it...
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