Of course we end up in a gay bar... And I have to tell you there are some hot dudes here, should I pass around your Facebook?
I will be home in 10 min. Dont be beating off on the couch
enter at your own risk
the mole on his forehead could get me off better than his dick
please tell me you have proof of this
I'm pretty sure he jizzed in his pants, and no it wasn't even half as funny as that song.
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She is making me post-sex grilled cheese at 2 am wearing only shorts and cowboy boots. I am so in love
his Mom's staying with him so he asked if I'd go over and fuck in his shed. he said "it's a really nice shed"
everything was going well until edgar threatened to handcuff the security guard to himself.
You are softly singing to the wall while slow dancing with it. I feel as though you should discontinue this behavior.
I heard that clinking noise from behind me and I already knew you were whipping out a Smirnoff in class. Again.
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Do I really need this much space in my mouth?
Are you already high?
Just gave my pregnant cat a safe sex talk. That high.
Now that I've quit blow, I think I'm allergic to my cat....
One last thing: he lists glow sticks and tacos as things he can't live without. How would we not be friends??
Not entirely sure how I got drunk off 2 mimosas but here I am
Already doing pt exercises by picking my margarita up off the night stand. Fuck yeah.
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