we better have passed that bar exam - i dont want to have to drink like this again
okay so using the row boat as a giant snow sled probably wasn't the best idea.
Even if he doesn't call, at least I can say i fucked a mascot.
I dunno what he did but it both burns and feels amazing to pee
Is the party worth it?
I am drink. Beer pony and singing.
Moonshine marathon is never a good idea
No man we're leaving now. The party will probably be busted soon. O and a bitch started throwing knives around the place, like real actual knives.
That's a lot of people she's fucked in one picture.
I just smoked by myself in my childhood bedroom, how happy does it seem I am to be home for Christmas?
Can you please explain to me why there are 7 bags of tacos in my bed?
Twist bend and done? Jesus that sounds like a seventh grade hand job.
You know you've been having sex for 9 months when you do Rock Paper Scissors for who has to go on top
i just watched a 7 minute video on people making a hot air balloon for their dog and i am a changed person
Woke up from a black out in a strangers Jeep without phone, shoes, or wallet.
Just got a handjob in my psych lecture. You were right, going to class is paying off.
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