nothing as in nothinggggg kills the mood for me is when a girl with 4 cm nipple hair
No, when he said that he wished he had my eyebrows, THATS when I knew he was gay.
she looked me in the eyes and called me a poet because i was singing lady gaga, then she fell over...
my boss said she was surprised to see me this morning. i told her there's a time in a girls life she has to give up day drinking in order to make money for next weekend's alcohol. she looked so proud, i think i might get a raise.
We got blackout for the alumni dinner, and then walked THROUGH the keynote speaker, managing to still say "excuse me".
I'm not sure if what i'm hearing downstairs is sex or not, but if it is, it sounds like there's a dog involved...i'm mildly concerned.
fact: I now appreciate my drunken winter self even more. I just found $20 in my winter coat with a note that says keep yourself warm next winter. I am awesome.
Blackout me just wants to pee on sober me's dreams. Literally.
I wonder what blackout Alex would think of her?
probably "functioning vagina, must touch"
Glad to know I rate above a cabbage on the parenting scale.
True love: he brought me a margarita while was in the shower. He's a keeper.
I just watched a porn called gay of thrones and I think I've reached a new low in my life
He just got really stoned and kept complementing my ponytail
He was imitating a sprinkler when he started puking. Hence- vomit sprinkler. Some people just can't handle their tequila
There's wine in the fridge here. You could leave school and we could get day drunk.
That's my favorite drunk.
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