Still in Rome. Hooked up with frat boy from SoCal that's studying abroad. He said he was 1/8 italian. I'll take it.
Wydf in so deruk i just dowwned a packet if salt waitibg for food at del taco
She just tried to snort granola up her nose but its ok she's not bleeding.
I began mixing captain Morgan and jack daniels and called it captain jack sparrow. I puked. a lot.
His reasoning for leaving the keys in the ignition of my car overnight with the top down in an open parking lot ? Too eager to have sex. The sex was not that good for him to do this twice....
She was lying on the table chugging back something when the table broke
She kept going
I'll just be sleeping in this laundry room. Come get me at bar close.
Oh btw I learned how to say "my penis is a flamethrower" in German. Tonights gonna be fun
Getting stoned and sitting front row in a legal class.. Not my best idea
I AM CRUING IT IS 93:2 AM AND I AM CYGIN INT BED
the people next to us at the red light cheered for you while you puked out the window...
I have one goal now that I am in the USA. To find a man I can fuck into marriage before my visa runs out.
He fucked me so hard my hair extensions fell out
So, I almost went hone with a French guy and a drag queen. Together. Then I became sober enough to realize, that's not my style.
Are you hungover?
No. I'm hiding under my covers and hoping it doesn't find me.
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