How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
woke up in a shopping cart using a keystone box as a blanket. how was your night?
No, I was feeling sad because all of the other girls were like model-skinny. But then I remembered that I had big boobs and went to hit on their boyfriends.
This is a drunk text message. I am so glad that we are friends. Tomorrow we will eat sandwiches in miniature. We both love dogs. Flower.
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Its official. 'Jingle Bell Rock' gives me a boner. Thank you Lindsay Lohan & Rachel McAdams.
After 12 shots he decided to show us knife tricks. You can figure out how it ended
Your lack of great college experience of margaritas and foam parties scares me
Just played slippy cup. Flip cup plus slip n slide. What did you do with your fourth of july?
Ate a live seahorse, then tried to order a nacho bell grande from an ATM.
How the fuck do you get to keep practicing as a Nurse.
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Did I tell you he put a lobster carcass on his dick?
You fist bumped my dick last night saying good game. That you'll be back for the 2nd game...
Literally.... Guy kissing himself in mirror in this hotel elevator
Just once, can I please come back to a room that doesn't smell like beer and cum?
His wife isn’t coming to the wedding! I’ve got 48 hours to home wreck him. Gotta go, I have to shave my vajayjay and buy some really slutty underwear. Love you!
Lunch date was a success. And you'll be proud- my legs stayed closed.
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