You don't have asthma, your pregnant
Taking a 35 year old indonesian home, only in vegas ;-)
He said i was a degenerate twofaced catholic slut and a grade a bitch. Quite complimentary really. i guess i shouldn't insult the red wings
Wow, I just sneezed gum out of my nose. Wonder how long that's been up there.
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They live so far away from me that not fucking them both would have been financially irresponsible
you know...the drug dealer i named my baby after.
He just "revenge puked" on her kid. I think we'll be leaving soon.
You know you're fucked up when you throw your phone on the roof of the bar to show how good the Otter Box works.
I just want you to know how happy I am that you are circumcised.
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Can I just have sex with him and then never talk to him? I need him to be the Mr. Miyagi of my sex life.
MY BRAIN IS OSCILLATING. DOES THAT EVEN MAKE SENSE
Let's say hypothetically if you were going to put icing on a penis and then lick it clean...what would you ice it with? Not a knife right?
Got arrested last night. My cell mate just added me on Facebook.
I'm not going to tell you how to live your life, which includes naming your schlong
Just because I'm asexual doesn't mean I can't have a revenge fuck.
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