we are cooking lunchables pizzas on a fire pit.
I've only been here for an hour and I've already made 6 babies cry.
Happy Birthday
I just was on a 20min team conference call where I didn't speak, I used a Gus Johnson soundboard online to answer questions asked to me...the highlight of 2010
Dave a horae rider a coqw boy
Although, to be fair, I am both willing and going to lick marshmallow fluff off of your dick.
Seriously, I'm making a calendar and marking off the days with little penis's
Omg no. We ate a raw pumpkin last nighr. We dipped it in BBQ sauce.
He fell on top of me at a party. I slept with him a week later. We've been fucking for 2 moths. Most successful relationship ever.
We were high as shit. We argued for like ten minutes about going to Dunkin Donuts and then just ended up rolling down hills. Thanks for the weed.
Please don't place wagers on my sex life unless you are giving me a cut. With my current sluttiness I feel like I deserve 40% for how much money you'll make
one more hour of this work bullshit and I'm off to get high with your cat.
You FaceTimed me at three in the morning while you were peeing. Your eyes were glazed over and you showed me your bellybutton.
Last night was a whirlwind of vodka - induced emotion
i just got hit by a door and im the one that said im sorry, yeah im drunk.
100000% expect a picture of my ass in them
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