kill, fuck, marry: alice cullen, hermione granger, ginny weasley.
damn... fuck alice for sure, I feel bad but i think I have to say marry ginny... and kill hermoine! I can't believe I'm answering this right now.
Dude ur right that IS what a vagina looks like!
Do everybody a favor and GET LAID MORE.
Maybe he just has a boisterous penis
He was doing push ups, crunches and jogging in place in front of the restaurant. I'm not too sure I want to eat there if it requires immediate exercise following the meal.
It's official, I've know hooked up with everyone I carpooled with in middle school
I wanna thank you for having such slutty friends growing up. Your a great little sister
I would like to apologize for my MANY attempts of trying to motor boat you.
No, listening to the fray and drinking a bottle of jack daniels does not count as counseling
Dude he's not responding... I'll take that as an unpleasant visit to the clinic
I think that the jello shots in bowls is where it all went wrong.
You got a write up and a first aid award all in the same night. The don was impressed!
Can we make 2014 the year of no unsolicited dick pics?
No ambien sex tonight. I just ate two hotdogs with chilli and onions.
According to the arrest report, I shouted "no, YOU put some pants on" at the cop. Downhill from there.
If I wasn't planning on spend the rest of my life with you I wouldn't send you so many nudes, so fucking appreciate it
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