Can we ask the Hungry Howie's guy to pick up some blunt wraps on the way over?
On my way back to his place to see his "art". Why am I sure this is going to be nothing more than his dick in a box?
I just saw her take the entire bowl of lime wedges from the bar and pour them all in her purse, and now using the empty bowl as a hat. Waiting for security to come and throw her ass out.
Ive made peace with the fact that i will accomplish nothing except liver damage today
Just in case you were wondering I sent you a text at 4:37 in the morning because I woke up on the side of the highway at that time
He's going to let me keep his bowl in my car. Does that make us Facebook official?
It took all the strength I had tto sit at my desk and not tear off my business attire and run screaming from adulthood and flourescent lights.
So my dealer asked me if I wanted to join his circle because we smoked so much this summer he thinks we're dealing
she just stared at nothing and then looked at me and goes, "that's a weird place to put the wall"
Ive never seen one person more proud of themselves of peeing in public and getting away with it.
Definitely had a dick in my ass while watching the Seahawks win. Best NFC Championship game ever.
My phone autocorrected "shhhhh" to "AHHHHHHHHH" and I feel like that says a lot about my life
Pray for me.. I'm like the lonely vagina in a sea of sworming dicks
-367$ and a torn scrotum.. Panama wins
Let the record show that I hate your ass.
Randomize
