i may or may not have a boner. what are your thoughts
I just used Master P to describe what sound the letter U makes to my daughter...
I blew a .224 after sleeping for 6 hrs, cleary im a champion
and she was petting her beer can
I have one brief flash of having his dick in my hand. that's all I remember.
I think "bars open christmas minneapolis" is the saddest google search i've ever done.
Someone else needs to become the bad example in our group
But you wear shame so well
Drunk me forgot I'm not an 18yr old raver anymore. Adult me is now in pain.
He stole a bottle of grenadine from the bar. And got arrested. His new cell mate is going to love his bright red lips.
I just traded 5 cigarettes for a sandwich on they greyhound.You owe me 5 cigarettes. I told you I would get hungry.
By the power invested in me i promise you hot wedding sex at my wedding.
My greatest accomplishment today was eating a box of Thai food the size of a toddler.
You both snapchatted me that. Like, I just got a double dose of penis pastry.
The guy I made out with the other night fed me chipotle favored funions and I thought it was true love when I was drunk.
Is it bad I use my AA meeting to hookup with guys?
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