IM INA KID IN KING ATURHTS CUNT!
A Kid In King Arthur's Court? Like the movie?
CUNT. CUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUNT
i wish every aspect of life was like a bar. flirt with the cute guy two feet across from you and get whatever you want for free
Please don't tell me I was shouting "I'm bleeding from my vagina" in front of my ex-boyfriend and his new girlfriend.
I'm kind of concerned that there are now two different videos of me with knives
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Circumcision scars are like fingerprints. I think I'm on to something man.
If I had that in my pants Omg I would want a shirt made so everyone knew
No. I'm laying on the floor naked. I almost made it to the shower
This could be the definition of living by yourself
A little boy in a bathroom stall just shouted "mom where's your penis?? Is it inside you?"
I think the "tmi" ship sailed a long time ago, and it took our dignities with it..
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I make him buy me all the extremely expensive high end Mac cosmetics I desire. Wear it then let him cum on my face. I am fucking glamorous.
I should come with a warning like "do not feed me tequila or cocaine, I will ruin the party and cry"
This is the second time you've stolen a pet when you're drunk, given it back and cashed in on a reward...I think you have a problem
Gotta pay my student loans some way
Is it possible for mice to climb? If so I think mice are climbing into my bed in the night and playing with my hair..
thanks for supporting my whoreish tendencies
Did you ask Harvard boi?
Apparently he likes someone who is into being smart and a supporter of human rights ugh what a skank
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