You know those ponds where you go and pay $5 and your guarranteed to catch a fish thats how i describe her
her boyfriend dumped her for my exgirlfriend. so filming our hookup is pretty much a definite.
Waking and baking has revolutionized how i brush my teeth. Seriously up to like 25 min everry morn. Highly recommend
She shouted out halfway through "that costume does nothing to hide your cock". Last time we let her drink at the theatre.
i jsut waqnnna hugg thw crap outa sokme peoplee
By the way, playing "guess who I had sex with last night" was a great way to start a Thursday, or any day
THIS ISN'T WORKING THIS IS THE DRUNK LEADING THE DRUNK
Look on the bright side: Now that I'm sleeping with both the exs it's good bye to drunk sexting the 'wrong one'.
You know I ate twenty hot dogs in an hour once.
I am honestly so surprised you are a lesbian.
Sounds like either a very good Friday night or a very bad Saturday morning.
Nothing like putting a Percocet up your nose because you spent your night drinking heavily and can't drink water to make you heavily reconsider your life choices
I have a hickey in my new work ID photo.....
just put a ruler in a cup trying to measure how much ivve had to drink..... God help me
We broke the bed while I was handcuffed to the headboard and let's just say that was a hard one to explain to the RA
If you can endure a laser on the butthole, you can endure a wax on the butthole. Those are words to live by.
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