sexting loses it's worth when you accidentally text your boss.
Don't worry, there is no such thing as a fat, old or ugly blow job.
i just got so high i needed a buddy system to the kitchen
Note: footlong is not the password to the subway wi fi network.. p.s- im super high
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I woke up in my girlfriends bed with another guy laying next to me. wtf.
i ditched last period to have sex with him. i had to change into my skank clothes in the church parking lot. little kids were on the swings.
nothing about this is right.
the girl walking home behind me started yelling and pointing "i want an ass like hers!" i feel vaguely accomplished.
Dude, this guy showed up with a 40 and stayed for two days. I want that lack of responsibility
just woke up under a car ? That's odd
Holy fucking shit
WAIT BUT IM WEARING A BACKPACK THAT MAGICALLY HAS 30 BEERS IN IT
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The beer shits the day after completing the World Beer Tour at Epcot are just as epic as the tour itself.
How was my night? He had a picture of his mom on his night stand and he yelled "Papi like" when he came. Fuck tequila.
Kick open the door, strike a pose, steal a boyfriend, end scene.
I just matched the dude who's car I rear ended 2 years ago on tinder. I don't think he remembers.
Perfect. I'll put on my party clothes and write emergency numbers on my arm
Haha holy fuck. i dont remember much after pissing on your ex's flaming nude pics.
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