Text. Mid BJ. 8 points.
ok i'm going to motor boat your sister now. ttyl
We were doing it doggy style, and I puked on the floor and started crying, he told me it was okay his cat would eat it... and if it would make me feel better we could do anal...
And they lived happily ever after....
I just drank Colt45 out of a champagne glass. I feel classy.
Colt 45 out of anything is classy.
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Dude feel your hair right now it feels so weird like pasta
I think he may have overheard our "how much coke would you fuck me for" conversation last night...
what kind of wine goes with anal sex and shame?
We need to go to the store an get depends. I really don't want to be bothered with the bathroom this weekend.
Well I blew a guy I barely know in full view of a homeless camp. That's pretty tame for me.
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I don't care how great the sex was, I cannot unsee what has been seen. I regret ever stalking his Facebook.
Ok: all ex-gfs except you from the last 5 years have or are about to have a baby...be on the lookout...
I am sorry. I am also on acid.
well, unfortunately the rug burn lasted longer than the actual relationship
just because he was passed out beside the toilet, didn't give you tge right to pee on him
my aim is off when im drunk
BRB. These cougars are squabbling over my junk and one of them is offering to pay my tuition
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