left comments onEVRY SINGLE1of my posts n status updates.Im done dating freshmen
then you gave the doctors and nurses bloody high fives
She compares her life to Teen Mom. She's 28.
Theme for your birthday? Beer olympics in S&M costumes? Sounds like a nice little saturday
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I am 100% planning on being drunk on Wednesday. This is America. Work or no work.
It was over as soon as he asked if he could name my vagina pancake.
Sent nudes to my best friend's boyfriend and mom last night. So I'm coping with that on top of my hangover this morning
I'm the kind of girl who misses her mouth when trying to eat, do you honestly think I'm coordinated enough to wear heels during sex?
You should be able to leave recommendations on Tinder.
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I am stoned, not wearing a bra, and a woman. There is no way in fuck I am getting on a fucking bus.
A guy I hooked up with YEARS ago just endorsed me on LinkedIn for "customer service".
In all the years we have had drunk sex, have we ever done it in a bed?
He just got out of surgery, almost died from shooting him self with an arrow.
My friends say stay away from him but it’s still 2017 so I’m allowed to make shit decisions until midnight hahah
I'm pretty sure the cop knew you were drunk when you tried to light your cigg with a chapstick.
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