Dating my ex's drug dealer.. best. revenge. ever.
You would think that an uncircumcised man would understand how the hood of a clit works.
One reason I don't come to Portland. I saw 8 guys I have had sex with last night. At the same party.
By 8 I mean 9.
And by 9 I mean 10.
I'm trying to spell out I love you with a series of photos of my penis, but I just realized I can't do the Y of you
you say it like running around in your thong wasted is a bad thing
i told you that I felt like my feet were melting into the ground and you starting blowing on them to put out the "invisible fire". thanks friend.
I have a date tonight... Like a real date... Not the kind where you just go over to his house and have sex and then never speak again.
Our sex has gotten so much better since we broke up.
Letting two friends screw at my place in exchange for weed. This is my life.
He didn't get how "starting a flash flood in my thunderhole" was a sexy euphemism. Deal breaker.
What's clit gel and why is it in my wallet.
I'm a full-grown woman and thusly I expect my sphincters to behave themselves.
I just want you to know that i deffinately saw the baby clothes, and didn't freak out and still had sex with him. I'm going to hell.
next time you go get food at three am and leave a rando here can you warn me??? Also i tazed him. but it was just my little one so i think he'll be fine. bring me some fries.
If u could sum last night up in one word?
omgwtfpineapple
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