no but I have been chillin' like em' homeboys in the rainforest yo!
I feel kinda awkward using the Sesame Street themed Google to search for hot young pussy...
whoever says they hate hangovers just doesnt know how to embrace them. i'm eating a mashed potato sandwich and watching grind.
my girls lil sis wanted to play hide & seek. she told her 2 go hide. we went to the room and had sex. she was hiding under the bed.
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There's half of a squirrel in the bathtub - i figured you'd be the one to go to.
I AM HAVING A WEIRD OUT OF BODY EXPERIENCE. IN CAPS LOCK.
He pulled his pants down and said blow me, while passing out on my bed. I then pulled his pants up as he continuously started moaning in the background.
Oh man. Realized I was high when I realized how long I'd been watching Roseanne
Just realized ive been sitting through all of lab with a condom in my bra.
yay hump day
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it would be a downgrade if your vagina tasted like skittles
No teenage boy ever gets scared away from sex unless she is slipping a wedding ring on your finger or is killing your cat. I promise.
If we accept the love we think we deserve do we also accept the sex we think we deserve?
He literally just peed in a trash can in our room. It didn't even have a bag in it
Ate 5 hotdogs today. You need to get me back on my tequila diet cause this shit has to stop!
When the paramedic asked Logan how he fell he explained that he was trying to lick his eyeball, missed and tripped over his own tongue.
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