yea..i want to get out of new york for a bit too but for the love of god not to new jersey. that's like getting tired of the stripclub and getting yourself a toothless prostitute.
you should wait a day or two to break up with your girlfriend
why?
so we can have sex in the meantime. It adds a little excitement.
they had a keg party to fund her abortion.
New drinking game: take a shot everytime Jay-Z is played during the NFL draft.
i'm in workout clothes. this is progress.
My dad just questioned my drinking habits... Clearly he doesn't know what kind of college education he's paying for
idk but i have you stored in my phone as 'guy with beard doing body shots'
She fucking ripped my chandelier out of my ceiling. How does that make her a keeper?
They wouldn't serve more then two Shots per person, so you grabbed a group of strangers and said u werre buying them all shots, then proceeded to drink all of them.
I only see on penis in this picture but I assume there is another lurking out of sight.
I am a woman. I need to be selective about the porn I stream on my phone. Who knows if my cell will ever get lost, who will see it and what they'd think otherwise. Keepin' it classy tampa.
I was afraid she wouldn't be able keep up but I woke up in a bathtub, she called me a pussy and made me pancakes.
I feel as if I need Plan B just being in the same room as them for more than 5 minutes.
It's important to establish I slept with her BEFORE we officially became cousins-in-law.
In hindsight, maybe rearranging his living room because he has OCD while he was out wasnt the greatest idea. Though it'll keep him busy for HOURS
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