ya dads aren't the best wingmen
I can only imagine the horrible things my future wife is doing on spring break right now.
All he did was lie there and used his hands to keep pace. He was like the metronome of sex.
Is it bad that John just came to my work to have sex with me bc I felt bad that he slept on his porch last night locked out and I missed all his calls?
he stopped talking to me after i tried to use his body as a surf board
I think ill wear my dads dashiki but make it sluttier. We shall see
Are you around on Saturday? Feeling a trip over
Wet with either fear or sexual excitement
I think a mixture of both is appropriate
the only thing you and i have in common is the we like weed and looking at my naked body.
I'm going to keep a tally of how many lives I ruin this summer. Starting today.
Already at 3 and it's not even noon.
So this bar tattoo not looking that great now
He tried to tip me with his police badge...
and you didn't accept WHY?!
Chilling on my porch debating between pre work drinking or video games and getting high.
please let it be arousing that I used numbers to figure out how well I'd give you head
I woke up naked and only wearing cowboy boots, wrapped in a curtain that was still attached to the pole
Just realized I chose a bacon cheeseburger over sex last night
Randomize
