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Kill yourself wednesday started off with a bang, and im pretty sure im still drunk from tequila tuesday.
He got 20 stiches.. Who knew so much damage could come from a single shopping cart.
Rode my bike to work still drunk. Almost threw up on a camper while getting him out of his parents car.
These 23 People Walked In On Someone And Saw Some Crazy Sh*t
I am eating deep fried cinnamon rolls and I found a lighter in my sprinkles. I miss you.
No Robbie is the name of a kid or dog, not an adult man who's fucking you.
I woke up with a pinecone in my hair. A full pine cone.
jen just told me ur idea of revenge was saluting while letting his bong float away while attached to some balloons.
I just had a very enlightening conversation with my hat. we need more of whatever the fuck that was.
Confessions From 23 People Who Have Been Hiding Terrible Secrets
Executive order 941: BRING ME THE FINEST PANCAKES!
You have got to stop watching the West Wing before going out.
how I know last night was a good night: this morning I found a bottle of tapatio, a bag of chicken and a bag of popcorn in my purse.
Well, we 69'd in the Jacuzzi. If that tells you the kind of night I had. Neither of us knew we could hold our breath that long. Deff. Most. Dangerous. Sex. Ever.
She says the reason I don't talk to her is because I'm "emotionally lazy" what ever that means
We broke my graduation cords last night when we used them to tie each other up during sex last night
I can empathize with sociopaths, serial killers, demons, gods, and monsters....straight white males are literally the only barrier to my 100% empathy rate. I don't get it.