My hot female boss's cubical is right next to mine with a wall between us. Do you think it is too forward to make a glory hole in the wall?
TBS has betrayed me by telling me tyler perry is funny
not only did i climb through the window at 4 am but here i am 4 hours later for my interview at the mall and i'm staring in the dark pet store barking at puppies
you jizzed all over me and yelled "makeover"
She threw up all over when she was giving me dome. Not even gonna lie, it felt really good.
I'm not saying we can't have sex tonight, I'm just saying we have to work it around Lost.
I fucked her to her "thinking of him" playlist. Sucks to be that guy haha
I see you've set aside this special time to humiliate yourself in public.
My birthday is in 11 days. Going ham. Consciousness will not be an option
All I want is a guy who will love me and occasionally shave my balls.
Dude there is a stripper at my door saying she has my birthday present. She knows my name...but it's not my birthday...
God works in mysterious ways my friend.
After the keg stand you collapsed, hit your head on the floor, started seizing and after 20 seconds got back up and said "hah, I remember my first beer"
Yeah to go race car driving with a 54 yr old gastroenterologist. I really wish you'd come to have that drink with me Wednesday
This is why we can never be together. Well that and we r married to other ppl but that's very minor detail compared to the coffee issue
considering I just took 3 shots of fireball I don't think I'm coming back tonight. also the hulk just walked in crushing beer cans on his forehead