We need to stop celebrating holidays that dont belong to us
The only people who have said happy valentines day to me today have been 2 homeless people.
Plus you know he's just 2 semesters and 4 glasses of wine away from "experimenting" with some French major
Laurln. I am dying. I am npt alive. Adderrall is not a real thing. Death is a rwal thing which I understandably
So apparently I threw a potted plant at a clown last night and told him to get his life together.
I think my body is literally trying to get me to reproduce. "fuck someone! Anyone!" - my body
You realize your sleeping pills are working when you pick up your iPhone and almost bite it because you thought it was a graham cracker
I happen to have lost a black t-shirt and the volume button from my phone last night. If anyone finds it. You know what to do.
I don't care how great the sex was, I cannot unsee what has been seen. I regret ever stalking his Facebook.
I was a plus one at an intervention for a person I didn't know.
I say this out of love and friendship. Eat ice cream not the d.
I think I must have activated my bat signal.... All three of my FWBs contacted me today!
Is it day drinking when the suns up like when does that start
asking for a friend
Y’all did coke off my Puff The Magic Dragon plate.😂
Stop saving videos when you’re using my pornhub account!!! My girlfriend just tried to finger my butt because she thinks I’m into that
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