I feel like I bought a front row ticket to watch her screw up her life
on a side note you can NOT make bong water out of a pear
Agreed. And i highly doubt it could be awkward. You do remember our introduction was a direct result of you mentioning your affinity for my genitals, right?
He took shrooms and didn't want anyone to touch him. He kept saying he was a chip and he didn't want to break.
Try not to get arrested for it, but otherwise i support you
He's CUTE. and foreign
True friends don't judge, they just try to have more booty calls than you do.
Man, I meant to go dancing, but accidentally took mushrooms and just threw the frisbee in the park
Surprise ending
Well I just found a coupon for cheese in the bathroom so I've got that going for me
How many ballsacks did you see last night because I saw eight
Nothing says Happy Holidays like sending a picture of your ass to the wrong manager.
The bottle brush for the bong worked really well to clean the brownies out of the waffle maker.
And how about the fact that the first time i really truly looked at a guy's dick was in my car. MY CAR. GODDAMNIT!!!
Hey! you should come over!
Who is this? The number is saved as "Sexy Awesome"
It's a Saturday night and I am in bed with two cats, a bottle of Riesling, and I'm masturbating to Iron Man. I'm great at being 21.
Please tell me that nice older woman you're with at the bar is not your comp&lit professor.
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