im 80% sure the guy across from me is taking pictures of my legs
let's bang
You're in my phone as 'Weird Bus Guy' so I think my answer's no.
i have accomplished my summer goal of being able to relate to every taylor swift song
Where are you? I just made a vodka + cranberry & I’m going to drive there & throw it in your face
some how when im high sleep beats hunger...its like how paper beats rock it doesnt make any fucking sense but it still happens
The bouncer said he wanted to but BBQ sauce on my legs. That Mystic tan has already paid for itself.
seriously though jaeger and i are fucking done professionally
If 26 stitches didn't sober her up, nothing will.
Cassie is wearing a baseball cap. This rebound is going nowhere
yyyea i think im gonna go get a bowl and play skyrim. And by bowl i mean something i can throw up in, not weed
If I shaved my pubic hair into a heart for valentine's day how much would you judge me?
there is a smiley face on my leg painted in blood
I'm pretty sure that's yours.
i now regret my decision on turning down your offer of sex in the backseat
Hey. Did I get punched in the face last night?
Yeah. I told you I would and you didn't believe me.
I was peer pressured into smoking weed by a bunch of LGBTQ teenagers
Randomize
