On a scale of one to trashy, how is this: Got drunk, gave a guy a hand job. In the middle of the bar
I think you broke the trashy scale
My clit ring got caught in his beard. Never. Again.
Just got home and found him passed out with his ass stuck in a Rubbermaid garbage can. He must have been like that for a few hours
You were so drunk you decided to go out of the car window instead of using the door, once you realized what you had just done you said fuck it and went back in through the window
Stop leaving me alone with my ex boyfriends after keg challenges. Woke up in his bed covered in what you think would be cum. No...toothpaste. He left a note. "Be home at four. Don't be here when I get back."
He walked away from the girl that just blew him to hook up with another girl, and when she got pissed he just turned around and screamed, "SHE IS LIKE 10X HOTTER THAN YOU!" Then she went on an angry dick sucking rampage. There were 4 victims.
how do you expect me to pass the time when I'm too old to be jailbait but too young to legally drink
Good news. That bum you thought that died is alive.
he puked in the sink and didnt turn off the water before he passed out on the bathroom floor. its been 2 hrs and we finally noticed that the whole fucking house is flooded. to hell with this birthday party
Moral of the story: always keep condoms in your bra
When I die I just want my headstone to my name, date of birth-death, and TEQUILA!!
Just puked in a cup. Poured it out the window.
i'm drinking soco out of a mickey mouse cup right now. i love it when college and my childhood meet in the middle.
I'm ne vrr drinkjng againnnnnnnn dforeal.
Whose the chick running for dorm president promising bigger dicks and softer toilet paper? That’s who I m voting for
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