hahah your definitly as dumb as I think I thought you are. boom roasted.
i'm in his phone as sushi coochie
I decided you couldn't drive after you asked where the time circuits were on your Altima
I wanted to see November 5, 1985
If the first sentence isn't something about weed or the nature of choclate I'm skipping class.
I do remember getting hit in the face by an ugly one because she thought I was blowing on her butthole.
Agreed. And i highly doubt it could be awkward. You do remember our introduction was a direct result of you mentioning your affinity for my genitals, right?
Finding a keg in our kitchen would be like god personally high fiving each of us.
My head is pounding and I need an ice pack for my vag. Successful friendsgiving!
I left the bar I'm on a bench across from the bowling alley taking a nap please come get me. I've had three lollipops.
It's entirely possible that I'm fucking yet another gay guy
New goal find someone I love enough to use these Japanese pancake flavored condoms on
Woke up with a grilled cheese in my hand, it was like god giving me a high five for the night before
My New Year's resolution consists of less weekday hangovers, more sex, and more money.
I keep worrying she's gonna have a repeat of the time the ceiling fan was talking in Chinese
The same idiot-bubble, now just bigger and louder.
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