He has that thing where they hang SUPER low
Ewww!! Elephantitis
It's almost summer. We need to start reconnecting with our home drug dealers.
It's either jizz or frosting, and either way, someone's being held accountable.
saw a pregnant woman in a bridal gown standing on the side of the road while her car was getting searched by police....cheers to new beginnings
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Just because you were able to pour the entire bottle of wine into 2 glasses does not mean you took it easy last night.
I feel the need to point out that one of the items on my to-do list for the day is "don't throw up" I have no concept of normal
Watching porn with a bag of marshmallows. Thats when you know you're stoned.
He wanted to drink hypnotic from my butt crack. I need to move out this state.
My synapses wont fire in a pattern that will process those facts
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I hate drunk me more than anyone else in this world
And then god smiled down upon me and he said let there be hangover food and let it be Wendy's
I feel like I have a very capable uterus.
I'm sorry but if you can talk well enough to critique his oral game, he clearly needs the pointers.
But he's super into Jesus and I'm the devil. So we weren't meant to be
5 seconds ago I had no idea that a fart could travel so fastly thru the tanning bed. I taste it in the back of my neck.
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