in pain and im wearing pink underwear
so?
i dont own pink underwear
Fake titties should be able inflate and deflate like tires. So on Saturday you can put on your Double D hooker titties or Sunday put on your size B church tits.
She told me I was starting to look like a mermaid with herpes and I needed to stop it.
Just met someone from Jersey. No fist pumps or jagerbombs. Kind of disappointed...
And for your info. Don't pee outside with glow sticks. People will still see you.
my left tit made it into the crop job on your profile pic, I knew it was good for other things
Drinking franzia alone at noon watching a cheese themed episode of "The Chew" I'm ready to admit I need a job.
I had a moment while I was smoking where I was looking at these palm trees and I knew how dr Seuss came up with his characters.
Its been 4 years since I have masturbated this hard. God bless the Olympics!
Ack! That is the first dick pic I've ever received. A) congrats B) that is way grosser than I ever thought t would be.
Partying with them is like having your dick stapled to your left nostril
Oh my god if I have to go on fetlife to find a guy who will fuck me right around here, I'm going to scream.
I screenshoted his dick pic the other day because it literally looked like a brontosaurus. Like that really tall dinosaur that eats grass. Like I wanna draw a face on it.
Do you know how difficult it is to masturbate with Christmas carols stuck in your head?!
we've dated a week and made out twice. he is taking it slow. but his body is stupid sexy. just want him to stop respecting me and fuck me like a gutter slut. respect me later im not getting younger.
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