can't come. weird drunk guy passed out on couch. long story, tell u later.
wtf. wake him up, call him a cab, get over here!
i just want to make sure he doesn't die. or rob me. plus it's facinating, he's faceplant on the arm of my sofa.
I JUST WANT SOMEBODY TO EXPLAIN HOW FORESKIN WORKS AND DO NOT UNDERSTAND WHY THIS IS A PROBLEM.
The guy is drinking 5 bottles of beer in a juice pitcher. Fucking amazing.
I would convert to being a Republican and Mormon just to sleep with Romney's sons. The things I would to do them.
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Dude you missed it. This guy in the liquor store knocked over a whole display of 5 hour energy with his face.
Apparently I stole windex from the cab driver. Klepto Tom strikes again.
Your exhaustion is probably due to your rampant sexual urges and the fact that you live the same life as a raccoon.
I think I ripped my underwear last night doing drunk squats
just had to get on my knees to snort an addy off the little sink at the daycare. teacher of the year!
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Dude I'm so clean right now. Like I feel insulted that I can pass a piss test.
They wouldn't let me on the bull because I couldn't even sign my own name... She let me try 3 times...
She's just a lonely cunt and i hope she stays that way for the rest of her fucking life.
This seems like an over reaction to someone eating your fries.
She woke up with her hand super glued to the fridge....how the hell am I Supposed to get her off??
soo... how was my night?
Want to sleep. Also want to see Alex on MDMA doing really stupid shit. Choices...
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