Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
I don't think ill make it tonight the floor wont let me walk
About to do something stupid. You'll be my call. Bring bail money.
i was rollin on her like bob the builder
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Time to put an end to this 'unprotected sex with crazy girls who have violent exes' trip I've been on so far this summer
I totally need to blow more fat guys. His cum tasted like vanilla ice cream
id say bad/good trip...at first I wanted to claw off my skin... but then when i tried i ended up tickling myself for an hour.
Finding out he was uncircumcised by feeling his foreskin in my mouth was NOT ideal. New rule. Lights ALWAYS on.
You rubbing siracha on a cat with your feet is the opposite of what I want.
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You know how most people would take your keys when they don't want you to leave a party? Those 2 girls aren't most people. They took my pants instead.
So... crashing at the hot bartender's place is not a solid marital decision.
I have no idea what that means but I'm googling things just so I can watch my thumbs move
All of the hungover. I've changed not showered but can't quite make it to the booze.
WE'RE IN THE RED ZONE PLAY THRU THE PAIN
I'm fucking camped out by the bathrooms. I think the poopatrator is in there. Wtf is my life
Almost an end to the saga.
My alcoholism is old enough to drink.
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