if you like me you must not know who I am
Wait. When you mean sick you mean a cold sick right ? not something else.
If you could channel this insane talent for stalking you'd be a great weapon for this country. If you had a crush on Bin Ladin, guaranteed he'd be found, monitered and tagged within five days.
would it be inappropriate to describe you with the phrase "bigass titties"?
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is it consensual if they're cheered on by a room filled with 30 people?
No, the weekend was great. It was the waking up in the pond in the raft without an oar that sucked. That fucking water is cold at 7am.
Would you feed me pudding while my fake tan dries?
she found out just an hour ago that she might have cervical cancer. either way we're watching 50/50 and taking a shot of patron anytime anyone says cancer.
I drank all the drinks. And jump off roof. Yay
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Btw, do you want me to fix this with a box of wine and a chick flick or is this more of a 'lets head to the strip club' problem? I'm just trying to analyze the emotional depth of the situation.
I just wanna be able to fart and do my homework but he won't leave
My previously white toilet seat is now hot pink. I'm not sure why or how but I know it's your fault.
Side Note: Everyone in my office is getting engaged and having baby showers. And I'm all like, fuck your joy, I just want more string cheese in my life.
Where is everybody?
It's pretty much split between the strip club and jail.
Sooo does anyone wanna tell me why I threw up a cigarette this morning?
OMG YOU DID TO?!
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