I think that we as people have rights and that we should at the very least be warned before being subjected to Fergie
You have problems? I'm 20 years old and i'm balding
suddenly SuperBad didn't seem so funny anymore...she did have her period on my leg.
your tears are not going to buy me drinks...
Did you get drunk last night? You put Christian lyrics as your fb status again.
Facebook stalking a girl from Germany is harder then you think.you have to copy and paste all this shit into freetranslations.com then try and piece together an awkward sentence. If only I could put this energy into something productive.
I don't know why people felt they couldn't use the toilet with me passed out in the tub. I shut the curtain. It was like being in another room.
I just looked at the guy in the car next to me and he was wearing a divers mask. We just nodded cause we both understood.
totally just got a week extension on my midterm by telling my prof that I had just found out I was adopted
The problem with Wednesday evening drinking is that no gets to my level. It's like like a one man party. But it's a goood party.
Amanda, I can 99.9% assure you i'm probably never going to bang your mom
I DON'T LIKE THAT SENTENCE
For me the most fucked up part of last night was that I know for a fact that you were sober. But your dancing was a close second.
That was years ago. And it was chlamydia.
We drunkenly made out once four years ago and then he immediately vomited and honestly I've never gotten over him
And ANOTHER guy that I once got naked is doing gay porn now. Wtf? Am I the audition?!
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