remember that night we drank a bottle of vodka and went to mcdonalds and ordered everything on the dollar menu, twice?
we can't do that now- first b/c they got rid of that menu and 2 b/c we are broke now. damn this recession.
I'm beginning to feel kind of at home at Police stations
All I know is that it's pretty damn mean to put a glass wall in a bar.
She just told me she's too full for a reach-around. Sad.
It was the worst sex ever. All she did was tap on my balls with her hands like she was in a reggae band.
In order of importance: Where am I? Where's my car? Where are my clothes? Who is this chick in the room?
Anne's couch, the bar, your car, Anne.
It was honestly like he was directing a porno or something. he kept telling different people to grab other people's boobs, it was all very artistic.
I might've decided it was a good idea to try to steal all of the pool balls at the pub... I apologize in advance that we now need to become regulars somewhere (anywhere) else.
we started the countdown to drunken sledding this weekend.
I will not be a drunk bitch. I will not be a drunk bitch. Chanting this until it's second nature.
Drinking in moderation can be fun. Drinking in moderation can be fun. Chanting this until it becomes true.
Currently at a fetish club with a set of swings (don't ask). Having flashbacks to the park by my house
If he would've shaved his beard when we first broke up, getting over him would've been so much simpler. That asshole.
I'm sorry for what I said when I was orgasming
Whenever a guy asks me why I like weird sex stuff, I just answer, "Catholic School".
is 250 jello shots considered an open container?
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