why am i having a flashback about somewhere we were this weekend with music videos playing? Spike jonze brothers place?? Help me out
Do you think people stop being hipsters when they're naked? because that's what my research shows.
i wonder if she gts uncomfortable walkin bu when she knows we all know what her pussy tastes like
This guy just walked into class and first thing he did was grab the garbage can, walk to his desk and say "just in case"
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So I've been to the library twice so far. Both times were for the atm, and once I was stoned. Junior year is going great.
they shut off the water. shaving my legs with soda. that desperate.
The woman at the bus stop told me i smell delicious and asked if i wear cotton then proceeded to tell me about her shellfish allergy
If you are wondering why there is half eaten pizza in your pocket it's because you were passed out with it in your hand in my bathtub. Today's your b-day and thought I'd give you a good idea about what happened last night as a present
also, I heard you can donate your eggs for like $8gs....hellloooo mediterranean vacation. thank youuuu future babies!!!
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Planning a foam party. Swimsuits are mandatory, and please no granny suits. If you wear a granny suit I will stick you in the corner and put a cone hat on your head.
Why am I wearing a dog collar
Only way we could keep you from running in to traffic.
I can't take my grandparents out somewhere where I've fucked half the staff.
alright well Taco Bell Closes at 12 so you better pray to god she's asleep by then or I'm running in your house butt ass naked with a bag of tacos
I will be the DD but everyone has to call me Mistress
I answered the booty call in my Trophy Wife cutoff and my ex-boyfriends sweatpants with a bottle of jager.
and how was that received?
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