i want to fuck
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it's pretty self explanatory
like literally i think i'm sweating out semen right now
you made me watch la bamba, and then you yelled at me for disrespecting your mexican heritage.
We name dropped you at the liquor store and got a ten percent discount!
he built a boat made of joints. holyyy shit
How are ur friends?
One is peeing in the grass and the other is asleep under the stairs. Fuck them I'm sleeping in the car
A guy is going to be inside me and I'm gunna start singing "I am stuck on your penis, cause your penis is stuck in meeee!"
your vagina must have magic restorative powers I feel rested and powerful this morning.
I was mid hand job and stopped me because he wanted to "connect" which meant putting his thumb in between my eyebrows and a hand over my heart and closing our eyes...
The DJ was throwing glowsticks into the crowd and managed to smack one guy in the face with them
If I don't quit picking up guys when I'm drunk, I'm going to need a vagina transplant.
and it's like......my shirt is off and he's talking about quidditch. why.
You're going to find someone that you love very much and that loves you, and then you're gonna find an additional person that you literally can't stop staring at from across the room. I feel very confidently about that
I mean seriously, she can have his dick anytime and im over here salivating like a thirsty bitch.
you smell like vanilla and daddy issues
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