I have a hot bod, but my face sucks, what can i do?
Can you return condoms to CVS?
Only if you return your pride as well.
the roller ball on my blackberry is the closest i've come to touching a clit in 2 years.
Just gave my little brother the collection of clothes that boys have left in my room since I've been in college for his birthday.
thanks for showing me a good time......and your penis a few times. Thanks especially for that.
It was mandatory to shotgun a beer before we were allowed to eat dinner
I have no idea what happened after 2 AM. I woke up on my bike, in my bed, with a deep thigh bruise.
I need someone to get my backpack from the bar before class tomorrow. I have to give my students their papers back.
I had sex with her like 200 times, and she was only pregnant once, those are pretty good statistics.
But if you were going to pour a liquid on your naked body in fall its definitely pumpkin inspired something.
It was going very smoothly until she noticed my boner of hope.
The most adult decision I've mad today was Jameson or Fireball? It's been a successful Day
so an orgy is about to happen in the next room if you wondered where i am currently at in life
Hahaha. I'm so high, this is gonna be so intense. Even the DVD menu scared the shit out of me.
“On a break” is implied when it’s a Russian chick dressed as Black Widow wearing Minnie Mouse ears
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