Im at strip club and am horny
I'm such a slut...i kept having sex with him after he called me his ex gf's name. I just felt like i deserved something out of it too.
Tell me why I keep soberly hesitating to go pee in fear of breaking the seal. Thank you college.
I just had a formal request to dress as a boyscout for my meeting with Legal on Friday. From Legal. Time to go home.
Yessssssssss. I got taped to a couch last night apparently. I also thought i was close to scoring after talking to some chick about hard boiled eggs
She's clinging to me like a horny koala.
It's gay pride weekend and Father's day.. So in honor of the occassions I am now BI
That dog was the best thing i ever touched
Not after That Night. No. I hate tequila. And it hates me. Very mutual hateship going on.
Chicks, chicks everywhere, and not a drop to drink. Dude, when did real life lesbians get HOT?
Are we on the same shift tomorrow and more importantly do you want your pants back?
Crying into a glass of wine at 10 am isn't exactly how I planned this day to go
I'm still drunk dear. I just woke up 3 feet from the front door with 20 dollars worth of taco bell in my hands.
We’ve discussed sex and dinner. Like chicken nuggets while doing it doggie and watching tv.
It got to the point where I was so drunk, playing rock paper scissors as a drinking game seemed like a good idea.
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