READY
for what?
TO HAVE SEXXXX
i think you have the wrong number
How can she be afraid to give you a blowjob? It's not like your penis is going to turn on her and eat her.
your ex dropped by. you can call me dwight howard, cuz im the king of rebounds
My vagina is in bus station locker number 1465.You can go talk to it if u like -in the mean time I’m going 2show up drunk and embarrass u at work.
Is it possible for Craig Seger to wear a normal suit and not look like an asshole on national tv?
my brother came home with a bottle of vodka and his pants off. were gonna spend more quality time together.
I Apparently saved a picture of the Eiffel tower in between 2 pics of his dick. It appears to be the same size. I fucking love Paris.
And then she apologized after the blow job for being too sick to deep throat. I'm in love..
Jumped in the kebab van and said he was Ultimate MasterChef. Incurred wrath of six angry Turks. I got free chips.
i sound like a 75 year old homeless man that has spent all his panhandling money on cigarettes since he was 12. that rough.
I wouldn't blow him for all the queso in the world.
I'd rather blow that homeless guy who asked me to breast feed him.
He looks like he'd be great Lego character.
alright. I just need to set some ground rules, no lighting me on fire, and no broken bones. fair?
Question: trumpet bong. Can it work.
Hey? Just a hypothetical. You ever accidentally kill somebody's cat on purpose? Like you didn't mean to but it had it coming? If you're wondering it tripped me while I was walking down the stairs and I landed on it as I fell.
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