I see lights
Your drunk and in times square. Time to take the 2 train home.
Our teacher totally just got outed in class by a speaker from some lesbian cooperative house
I'm not 100% sure, but I think someone gave me a bath last night...
i can't believe you were mixing vodka with green tea last night and enjoying it.
i should bottle and sell it. my slogan could be "green tea vodka. antioxidating while intoxiacting. your liver will thank you. "
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we just plugged the camera up to the big screen. would you like to come see what you did last night, in high definition?
im swimming of confusion and bacardi. where do i go from herrrrrre
He was going down on me and raised up for a minute, slipped and punched me in the face. My lady boner left immediately.
I had to photo shop your nipple piercings. that was extremely awkward.
IS SOBER OCTOBER A THING?? WTF WHO ARE THESE PEOPLE?
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Anyhow, I am sorry for being obnoxious about wanting more sex and forcing you to eat lunchmeat off of my ginormous nipples. I knew that you weren't going to succumb to my pushy demands
I want you to get off the plane and get directly into my pants
Got so drunk last night I kinda sent a super on point sext to his kid sister...say a prayer man
What'd I miss?
Erotic hypnosis and studded dog collars.
chipped my right front tooth on a toilette. i figure if i keep drinking i won't care for at least 2 days
Your penis caused this!
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