They say you shouldnt they say its no good for the environment in your vagina
I would describe it as pure and unadulterated shock, mixed with horror and a touch of nausea.
Apparently blazed enough to think that the sizzling meatballs in the pan were calling your name...Ssssteeeeeve
Also, did that cop draw hearts on everyone's hands last night?
Also got home. Still stoned. Mom was up. We made a pizza and were writing a children's book. Sleep good.
Lots of alcohol. 3rd graders fuck me now.
Auto correct or actual 3rd graders?
I feel like this has turned into my work. But if I get paid sitting under a desk, that's perfectly fine with me.
Someone just walked into the bar with a pillow
I don't know whether to judge him or give him a high five
Can we please start going to the gym before I accidentally kill someone via explosive fat girl pants button accident
Is "I want you to destroy my insides" too forward?
She called and said her prescription was refilled. I guess we are dating again.
I feel like if he almost got me pregnant once, i can at least say hi in a bar
I'm willing to share. He can have sloppy seconds.
And a hot pocket after we fucked. Heaven.
had more orgasms than hours of sleep last night
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