i'm at sigma nu and gary is here. what do it do?
Stay away from his face.
so i go for his dick?
pshh wine cellars. now if he has a tequila cellar whole different story
You asked the waitress for a vasectomy and handed her a butter knife, like you were ordering something from the menu
I did my dad and i had to keep going back there to pick up coffee
please read the first 4 words of that text and consider punctuation
So there is a guy driving a robot around the college of engineering selling energy drinks
if we break up, blackout me is coming back, making out with everything in sight
He was eating mac and cheese. Raw. Like as in he was eating the uncooked noodles then pouring the dry cheese in his mouth.
Like what kind of adult things? Whats more adult than drinking at 2pm on a monday?
Idk if you remember me telling you about him, but I gave him a hj under the stars. Kind of added a little disney aspect to the whole experience.
Medically YOU CAN'T BE AN ALCOHOLIC TILL 25!!!!! WE GET 3 BONUS YEARS!!!!
HES DOING PULLUPS BE STILL MY BEATING HEART
Well I had to use a seat cushion at Soul Cycle today so, yeah, I'd say the sex was good
CALL ME OLD FASHIONED BUT PEE IS FOR TOILETS
....I just did my boss
I love you. And I will hold your hand as we skip on the road to hell.
I put on a face mask and masturbated for an hour... my face now has a green tint
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