just do it
fine only cuz shes asian
Apparently i was the first person to introduce her to her clitoris. Needless to say...they hit it off great
is it normal that we went to that class once and both got 100's on the final? ohhhh, arizona state.
shut up. I wear heels bigger than your dick
When they saw it was the 7th inning of the baseball game one took off running for the beer stand while his friend is yelling "BUY THE KEG"!
we are watching a video on ethics because somebody wrote "butt sex" on the attendance sign in sheet
Lost my virginity in a banana suit. Glad I waited.
I just want to steal his innocence through his penis. I really do.
Some random walked into our tent, woke her up and said "Harry Potter must not go back to Hogwarts!"
Things I had in my bed when I woke up: an avocado, a toilet brush, and a note that says thanks but no thanks with the number of taco bell on it. WHAT DID I DRINK?
someone to text and fuck? since when does that constitute a relationship?
since 2006
The front camera on the 5S is SO much better. This is great development for my international sexting.
My book, "How to Live With a Huge Penis" was delivered today. Can't wait to read it in public.
Totally on the hot mess express last night. Mom said I was passed out on her kitchen floor. Told her I was drinking genuine tea.
just yelled CURVEBALL at my nightie because it turned out to be a pair of shorts
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