Homeslice needs to figure out he's so 2006
shes hot in the i'd deny it if anyone asked kinda way
woke up to moans and hushed"we can't do this with him in here." hope they had a good time
Medical school killed my enjoyment of porn. Hard to keep a boner when you're diagnosing all the actor's STDs and skin disorders.
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If I die tonight, I want you to know that your sister is awesome in bed
I've never seen so many strippers at a funeral...
And it was confirmed to me that I did in fact cut my girlfriend out of her dress with my sword.
And I can taste the vodka through my ears. Good god.
I don't want to be with anyone who doesn't accept me for who I am. eating cheeseburgers in bed is my favorite activity.
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He screamed AMERICA, took a shot of vodka out of a Tupperware container, and then asked if he could see my tits
The ranger made you choose between a ticket and pouring all the beer out since it was a state park.
I've never seen you that close to tears as you poured out 30 beers.
Just saw the trailer for Spike Lee's version of Oldboy. They filmed a lot of it in A's building so like every scene features a place where I had or almost had sex. If oral counts then pretty much every scene.
Nipple rings and loofahs DO NOT mix.
That's how pantless uber rides happen
I texted him "my vagina is pounding for you"
I know, you made me proof read it.
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