this coming from the guy that still thinks "pulling out" is a good form of birth control? just walk away
waiting in line for my ID. the kid in front of me reaks of hopes and dreams and hornyness-- freshmen by calvin klein
While my grandpa showed the family a slide show he accidentally included a topless photo of his new gf.
I am like king midas for the gay community. everything I touch turns into a lesbian.
its a vaginal recession for me, ill take what i can get
If by "Are you drunk?" you mean "Did you just faceplant in the checkout line at Target?" the answer is yes.
I think we've reached the point in the summer were we need to go back to school. I was so bored yesterday I nearly bought blow dart gun.
I was drunk while I accepted my job offer. Here's to growing up.
tom claimed she had a star tattooed around her buttonhole. i am not prepared for this era of skankyness
Just told myself the phrase "You're not THAT single" while dressing myself
While having sex, a German accent isn't sexy.
"The More You Know"
Now we just need to figure out why your underwear was in your bra
He's really cute...He stopped talking to me because i pulled my skirt up and peed in a demi plie position...
He told me that he had never gotten a blow job. I sat there for a second, then thought "I MUST FIX THIS!" It was fucking fantastic.
the D I S R E S P E C T of sending someone nudes, them opening it, and not bothering to respond
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