its summer. and we all know college gfs do not count in summer.
college gfs dont count ever. theyre like getting corn rows in jamaica. you feel cool at the time. then you go home and people make fun of you.
we were so desperate we resorted to lego blocks. nuff said.
On my way home from Vegas. Just realized my pants are inside out
she told me her two favorite things were grocery stores and dick.
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Some fat girl belted her graduation gown. That is not a good look for anyone.
the fact that you could barely do more than slur incoherent sentences didn't stop you from correcting her grammar
i had to write a bad check to buy franzia last weekend. i have my priorities in line.
Guess who just screamed "Everything happens for a reason!!" in the abortion clinic. This girl.
Today's forecast is horny with strong chance of booty calls. Low of Craigslist cruising, and a high of climaxing in a stranger's bed.
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YOU'RE HIGH AND AT THE GYM OF COURSE YOU FEEL WEIRD
My thighs feel like glass
I hate waking up Sunday morning and thinks "how many friends did I lose last night".... Normally it's between 1-5.
Is this the guy that did shots off my ass at the beach? Haha
Mid stroke she told me she'd had bigger. Replied I could tell. Sex ended right at that moment.
I just woke up on an unfamiliar floor, my shoes are gone, my suits covered in red lipstick and chocolate, and Im wearing sunglasses that say "Maid of Honor".God damnit I love this country.
You know for a guy who frequently jumps into stuff without thinking it through, your can do spirit is lacking on this one
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