What you up to?
Having coffee. Getting eyefucked. Eyefucking.
Full throttle
Some guys are relationship guys. Not our niche.
This is the worst date ever. Pls kill me. No, wait, scratch that, stick to the original plan of killing Paris Hilton, I'll live though this
vodka and carrot juice, if im gonna drink i at least got my 8 servings of vegetable
I can't make this stuff up. Your ex is singing I Will Survive on the karaoke.
when you're a senior and the freshman guy you wake up next to asks who you are, you DO NOT give him your real name.
I think we need a list of things that are automatic NO's for dating a guy. Married, definitely a no now
He gave me twenty cool ranch tacos and declared, drunk, " Look, I do good"
Do you understand how hard it is to go down on a guy underwater? Didn't think so....
Nothing like the judgmental looks you get in the bathroom when you still have last night's glowsticks on
I just used my citation as a bookmark. Want a beer?
11:30pm - Shots together. 12:15pm Shots together. 12:45pm Shots together. 9:30am Plan B's together.
you were so drunk that when the mouse on your laptop didnt work anymore you decided to just take it into the bathroom and pee on it while laughing like a mad scientist.
My ex just brought my grandpa weed. Not sure how I feel about this.
I ended up sleeping with him in a public bathroom because neither of us remembered where we lived. I have hit a new low.
Nothing kills the mood like opening another guy’s dick pic in bed
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