spell your last name, im trying to find you on facebook
hahah your definitly as dumb as I think I thought you are. boom roasted.
Let's face it. We both have sexy parts. Why not have them touch?!
what started as sign language exam pre-drinks to calm the nerves turned into me waving at a deaf woman for 20 minutes
he told me he's been faithful to his girlfriend and is gonna try to stay that way. challenge accepted.
I have a plus one for the Blackout Express, should I pen in your name?
I fucked her and then she made me sleep on the floor next to her bed because she 'has a committment problem'
But fine, we can play that game. You can come over and we can have totally platonic, long, boring discussions. Or we can fuck. Whatever.
He can spot Burberry from half a bar away. He's not into vag
So update from last night: I made friends with a coke dealer, I tore the card scanner off the wall of my dorm, and I passed out on our bathroom counter with my head in the sink.
I just spent a pre-4th of july celebration riding in a raft being towed by a car through a town that I've never heard of handing out flyers for a river rafting company that I never knew existed. Good night.
She made sure everyone knew we were doing shots for her dead grandma.
Maybe snorting K off penises isn't healthy
He's very cute and has a totally sit-able face.
I'm so horny right now but I JUST put my fuckin lasagna in the oven
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