Pretty sure I just has te same conversation as you. He suggested I get, sell, and fuck the hoes, and once all was said and done, that I should refer afforementioned hoes to him, to perform felatio.
When i walked in, you were in bed with a hot chick rolled up in a green blanket and said you were acting like a caterpillar..
why do you have a stuffed bear wearing a thong and a seatbelt in your backseat??
RIP Summer 2010. God knows it had to be one of us..
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She's a squirter....that makes up for lots of other annoying things
It's just one of those nights that , as long as you have the drugs, everything is going to be alright.
I drunk dialed my ex-boyfriend last night. He was sitting next to my new boyfriend. Shoot me in the face.
Now if u will excuse me I have to go prep my vagina for this amazing sex filled weekend I'm about to encounter
You asked me if you could throw up in my shoe.
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Okay I shall begin. Thank you Swedish chef
Hurrfy smmurdshy burrfst!
That is the exact response I was looking for.
It was kicking off big time until you crawled out the bar on your hands and knees. Nobody wanted to mess with that.
it was like teleporting. everytime i opened my eyes, i was somewhere different... usually the floor.
He was nothing but deer-caught-in-headlight eyes and dick, it was adorable
Hey, I found that piece of pizza you lost in my bed last night. Never again...
I'll be an awkward "I've had the grooms penis in my mouth" presence and we can party our nipples off.
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